Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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