no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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