I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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