ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
