If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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