If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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