you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
everyone is single if you try hard enough
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Found the puke drawer
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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