Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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