Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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