Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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