Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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