After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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