Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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