Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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