so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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