i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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