Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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