dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My vagina is very pro this idea
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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