i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Alive.
So much puke
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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