But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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