Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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