So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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