The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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