My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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