was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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