I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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