I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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