This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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