i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
