So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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