i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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