I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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