when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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