u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she woke up with a sticky ear
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
