I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
