this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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