Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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