You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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