Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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