There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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