I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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