You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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