I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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