I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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