he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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