After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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