Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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