He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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