i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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