i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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